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Funny Cross Stitch Charts

July 31, 2015 by Shellie Wilson

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You’re going to need a bit of light humour to enjoy these funny little quotes. All of these Cross stitch charts are free and the perfect gift for the funny guy in your family. Turn them into greeting cards or small samplers.

Bring my Coffee To Waken thee

Bacon and Egg Beasties

Staby Narwhale

Pigs Fly Chart

Don’t make me kill you

Fart is not the F word

 

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Comments

  1. Sandie Keeble says

    August 2, 2015 at 4:32 am

    The Pigs fly chart takes you to a Pinterest account in Russia, and it is NOT a free chart – it was a copy of something from a UK magazine I think?

  2. Kate mann says

    July 26, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    Been following these “contemporary commentary “crosstitch patterns for awhile even made a few but the laughs on you cause their shelf life is just as brief as the original stuff

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Strawberry Cross Stitch Patterns

My favorite thing about mid to late spring is local strawberries. Strawberries are fun as a graphic element, too, because they’re an interesting shape and cheerful color. Let’s stitch some strawberry cross stitch patterns.

Craft Club Co AU has this cute kind of retro strawberry pattern with a pink checkerboard background. The pattern pages doesn’t give a lot of details but it looks like is uses at least 7 colors and it says it will fit in an 8 by 10 frame when stitched on 14 count fabric.

For a classic farmhouse look, check out the strawberry pattern from Largodargento Shop. This one reminds me of little wild strawberries, and it has a bit of a mandala design with other geometric shapes.

Speaking of classics, you can also stitch a strawberry alphabet sampler from Curious Carrie Designs. It is 54 stitches square, which comes out to 3.86 inches or 9.8 cm square. It calls for 8 colors and was stitched on 32-count linen. Keep it flat or turn it into a biscornu stitched with flowers and bees.

This strawberry pincushion from The SubRosa Design is super sweet and of course could be framed instead of using it as a pincushion if you’d rather. This one is 93 stitches square, or about 5.3 inches/13.5 cm square stitched on 36 count linen as shown.

This graphic, slightly abstract strawberry design from Box and Fox is so much fun and would be great to have on your kitchen wall or in your breakfast area. It measures 98 by 141 stitches, which comes out to 7 by 10 inches or 17.78 by 25.58 cm on 14 count fabric. The design uses 6 colors.

Don’t let the mice get your strawberries! This oddly cute design from Tourmaline Pattern measures 95 by 94 stitches and uses 16 colors. I love the look of it on black fabric, because it really makes the mice and the flowers pop. On 14 count fabric this comes out to 6.7 inches or about 17 cm square.

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