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Funny Gourd Cross Stitch Patterns

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If you like your fall decor on the punny side, this collection of funny gourd cross stitch patterns was picked just for you!

If you have a tuxedo cat, which I do, you’ll love this Hello Gourdgeous design form Witch Garden Crafts. It’s no surprise the cat has picked a favorite pumpkin to sit on! This design is 60 by 65 stitches, which comes out to 5.1 by 5.5 inches, or about 13 by 14 cm, on 14 count fabric. That means it will fit in a 6 inch hoop if you want to display it that way. It uses 9 colors. 

Another great cat and gourd design (I wonder why cats are so popular in these fall cross stitch patterns?) is this Gourd Vibes Only design with a very fat cat from Happy Sloth Patterns. At 82 by 68 stitches, this design comes to 5.9 by 4.9 inches, or 14.9 by 12.3 cm, if stitched on 14 count fabric. That will fit in an 8 inch hoop. It uses 10 colors. 

Keep it simple with My Darling Plum‘s Oh My Gourd pattern, featuring a gourd instead of the word. This mini uses 6 colors and comes out to just 1.79 by 2.58 inches, or 4.5 by 6.5 cm, when worked on 14 count fabric. 

Or you can spell it out and stitch a few different gourds with this pattern from Needle Muse Creations. Use the muted palette of 5 colors shown, or use richer colors for a more traditional look. Either way, the pattern is 170 by 78 stitches. On 14 count fabric that comes to 12.1 by 5.5 inches, or 30.7 by 14 cm. 

The original “decorative gourd season” expression includes a swear, but this one from Samwise Simple Stitch uses a cleaner version and has a fun patterned pumpkin reminiscent of Fair Isle knitting designs. The pattern calls for 6 colors and measures 200 by 154 stitches. On 14 count fabric that comes out to 14.3 by 11 inches, or 36.3 by 28 cm, though other counts are given in the pattern listing if you want to change the size. (And if you want the not-clean version, check out this one from Wicked Stitch Co and don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

Give your pun a primitive look with the Gourdness Gracious pattern from Needle Case Goodies2. Designed by Brenda Gervais, this one is a printed pattern you can use to make a funny set of gourds and a witch who looks a little surprised at what’s happening in her container. The pattern is 148 by 75 stitches, or a little more than 8 by 4 inches, or 20.3 by 10 cm when stitched on 36 count linen as shown. It uses 14 colors. 

 

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Cross Stitch Keychain Patterns

One little cross stitch project that’s fun to make, use and give as a gift is a cross stitch keychain. There are lots of different styles of keychain you can make with a cross stitch element, so let’s take a look at a few ideas for a cross stitch keychain. 

I love the long key fob style keychains as a medium for cross stitching. This lemon pattern from Stitched by Brook calls for 18 count fabric and comes out 6.9 inches long by 1.1 inches wide (that’s about 17.5 by 2.8 cm). It’s 125 by 21 stitches and uses five colors. 

This floral keychain cross stitch pattern from (not so) Modern Millie is a great one because it walks you through how to turn your strip of cross stitch into a keychain using felt backing and some basic hardware. There’s a full shopping list in the project if you need help knowing what to buy. 

You can also find cross stitch keychain kits that are like a little plastic frame for your stitching. This one from Rouge Stitchery is a full kit for the Home Sweet Home Keychain. The kit includes cross stitch fabric and thread, coordinating fabric for the back of your keychain and the keychain itself, as well as the pattern. 

Another option is to stitch a shape and have your keychain be that shape. For example these double sided cat keychains from Hobbyist RAF, which include a tutorial video to help you put them together. Or how about some Poekmon cross stitch patterns designed for keychains, like these from Video Game X Stitch? 

Of course you can also use any mini cross stitch pattern you like, or draw your own, to fit in the space of a purchased cross stitch keychain blank. I love these rounds ones from Rustic Reflectio Store, or you can stitch onto a blank like these from Wonder Stitch UA.